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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 05:35

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?